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Kevin understands that sometimes Windows Vista asks you to download an MP3 file instead of playing it. Luckily he has the answer. Click here for instructions.
 
 
 
 




To buy the cast recording of Brownstone with Kevin Reed, Liz Callaway, Brian d'Arcy James, Rebecca Luker, and Debbie Gravitte, either contact Kevin, go to a record store, or go to a site such as amazon.com that sells CDs online.
  Song Clips
Song clips: (open in a separate window and uses your default MP3 player)

We Came Along Too Late (2.24Mb) With Liz Callaway
From the cast recording of Brownstone
Lyrics by Josh Rubins, Music by Peter Larson


I Can't Make You Love Me/At This Moment (1.25Mb)
From Kevin Reed's one-man show, Looking for Love and Cookies
ICMYLM Lyrics and Music by Mike Reid and Allen Shamblin
ATM Lyrics and Music by Billy Vera, Rick Wilson at the piano


When I Look At You (658kb)
Lyrics by Jonathan Tolins, Music by Michael Stockler

Happy For You (1.95Mb)
Music and lyrics by Dan Shamir

Almost There (1.85Mb) With Liz Callaway
From the cast recording of Brownstone
Lyrics by Josh Rubins, Music by Peter Larson


Only Wounded (1.43Mb)
From Kevin Reed's one-man show, Looking for Love and Cookies
Lyrics and Music by Peter Allen, Rick Wilson at the piano


Let In The Sun (1.81Mb) With Rita Harvey
From The Man Who Would Be King
Lyrics by DJ Salisbury, Music by Neil Berg


Moving Too Fast (1.14Mb)
From Kevin Reed's one-man show, Looking for Love and Cookies
Lyrics and Music by Jason Robert Brown, Rick Wilson at the piano


My HDTV (4.00Mb)
From Nuerotic Tendencies
Music and Lyrics by Seth Bisen-Hersh

Next Year (3.10Mb)
From Nuerotic Tendencies
Music and Lyrics by Seth Bisen-Hersh

Shea Stadium - National Anthem (1.37Mb)
Second anniversary of MLB baseball in NY post 9/11
 


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  Comedy Clips
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Junk E-mail (490Kb)

Increase the Volume (288Kb)

Blessing in Disguise (157Kb)

Hormones (329Kb)

Accents and Pirates (1.14Mb)
 
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 Kevin-isms
 
Now they have all this antibiotic and hormone free meat. Listen, I wanna have a hamburger that comes from a real man of a cow, not some hermaphrodite. And please, please give my cow some antibiotics. I don’t want a burger with strep throat and Chlamydia.
 
 
There are all these people that aren’t into meaningless sex. I’m not really either. But those thirty seconds will always mean the world to me.
 
I love foreign women. Accents are so hot. I dated this British girl once. I was so excited to finally have sex with her. When it finally happened, I was so disappointed that she didn’t moan in the British accent.
 
I was driving in Texas and there was this huge billboard that said ‘God Listens.’ Underneath it said, ‘Christian rock, 89.3 FM.’ I wonder if god really likes Christian rock. I can picture him going through the stations…”Oh, stairway to heaven, I’ve heard this a million times. Hmmm, Bon Jovi bores me. Ah, 89.3 Oh My God! They just mentioned me. Oh My God. I just mentioned me. Oh My God!!!
 
You know, every country seems to be known for something. Mexico is known for it’s tequila, Italy is known for its desserts, Germany is known for Hitler. It must be strange for the people in Brazil. I mean, they’re known for taking all the hair off of their crotch.


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